Friday, April 08, 2005
...and the pounds will look after themselves
It snowed today!
I'm a little prone to giving in to the stereotype that Americans are stupid, so as a slightly early 30th resolution, I'm going to try hard to stop believing in it. I am instead going to maintain a list of individually stupid Americans, thereby remaining entirely unprejudiced. It's absolutely fine to mock people as long as it's purely on a personal level.
I'm going to start with Mr Ed Markey, a senator from Massachusetts. You may read his story here. Particular attention should be paid as to his lack of plans for any of the following :
slowing the rotation of the Earth.
putting a really big mirror in a geosync orbit above Boston (never mind that you can't do geosync anywhere other than over the equator).
making clouds illegal.
attempting to land on Europa and while doing so, accidentally knocking a small black cuboid into Jupiter.
Alternative methods of increasing the number of hours of daylight during the day are encouraged.
I'm a little prone to giving in to the stereotype that Americans are stupid, so as a slightly early 30th resolution, I'm going to try hard to stop believing in it. I am instead going to maintain a list of individually stupid Americans, thereby remaining entirely unprejudiced. It's absolutely fine to mock people as long as it's purely on a personal level.
I'm going to start with Mr Ed Markey, a senator from Massachusetts. You may read his story here. Particular attention should be paid as to his lack of plans for any of the following :
Alternative methods of increasing the number of hours of daylight during the day are encouraged.
posted by Chip : 23:35
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